Plotting Your Demise Bone Premium Hoodie

Ever wanted to wear a hoodie that perfectly matches your cat’s vibe? Introducing the Plotting Your Demise hoodie—simple, sleek, and oozing with feline menace. Featuring minimalist line art of a cat who’s 100% thinking about your downfall, this hoodie is as comfortable as your cat’s indifference and twice as iconic.

With a cozy pouch for keeping your hands warm (or hiding your shame) and a hood to pull up when the world gets too much, this is the ultimate gear for anyone who knows their furry overlord is just biding their time.

Get yours now—or risk being on their list. 🐾

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!